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Infertility kinda sucks.

It all happened

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Just a quick update as S rests up (she’s eating ice cream and watching Wheel Of Fortune).

The IUI happened without a hitch as usual, but there was a big difference this go around.  My numbers were immensely improved.  The number that sums it up is the Total Motile Sperm (say that five times fast – it’ll be the most fun you have all day).  The number to shoot for there is 10.  Our first IUI, mine was 4.62… not sure why we still did that IUI.  Our second, 7.70… should be good enough.  This time, 17.64.  I’m all man.

Another impressive number is the count itself.  The number to shoot for is 20 million/milliliter.  First IUI was 10.8.  Second was 20.5.  Today’s was 51.  I don’t think I have male infertility any more.

My numbers plus S’s lining and two good follicles point to chances being good.

As many of you know, I’m into the comedic arts.  So before S gets pregnant, I want to share a video from one of my favorite comedy folk duos, Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel & Oats:

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Darek, keep feeding Stacie ice cream and keep writing funny and informative stuff for us to read. love you.

  • i am so happy for your….wait, um….that may cross the line of appropriateness (appropriaty?). nonetheless, i am happy things look so awesome!!!! Fingers crossed!

  • oh and that song is freaking hilarious.

  • This is awesome and all fingers are crossed. I woke up my husband just to tell him Darek’s awesome numbers. Viva la sunflower seeds!

  • F YEAH sperm! whooo!

  • This is cool guys.

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